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lettiebobettie:

"You know, Clint’s hands may look hard and tired, but I have only ever known them as soft and warm. 

And he seems to like to fall asleep on his stomach.

And he has this ridiculous habit of stopping for coffee everywhere we go.

And anytime we need an alias, he likes using names from old Hitchcock films. 

And sometimes he doesn’t want to talk, but it almost feels like we can have a whole conversation in silence.

But he can always make me smile, even when I don’t want to, and I always find myself doing the same for him.

Most of all, he likes me to hold him when he is in pain.

But no matter how much pain he is in, he will always do what he can to take away mine. “

Companion piece to this

But no silly comic for this one..! But I can imagine she is talking to Pepper? IDk

The end.

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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual:

    sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.

  • Heterosexual:

    an undying lust for Macklemore.

  • Asexual:

    attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.

  • Pansexual:

    a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.

  • Polysexual:

    sexual attraction to polygons.

  • Bisexual:

    Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.

  • Demisexual:

    Never ending love of demi lovato

mechanicbird:

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

(Source: r-dart)

pervocracy:

Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.

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Now look at my knot.

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Now back at FSoG.  Now back at me.

This is the knot your knot could look like if you bothered to ask actual BDSM players, or hell, even their YouTube channels, before making a movie supposedly about BDSM.  I’m not a rope top and I did that one-handed.

I’m on a horse.

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The thing where they justify abuse by saying “it’s BDSM, of course it’s sick and wrong” is still a bigger problem though.

vaporware-femme:

theragin-cajun:

ultrafacts:

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ok this annoys the crap out of me, firstly the font in question costs a fortune, secondly no link to something that can change a persons life as it did mine, so here lemme fix both of those:

http://opendyslexic.org/

Open Source Dyslexia is a FREE font that is designed in a similar fashion as in weighting the letters, it is also being constantly updated, yer welcome

Hi for all of my disability friends, please bookmark opendyslexic this is a really great project! Tell your friends c:

This is a great resource for my classroom! Thanks! :)

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